A White Ibiza Christmas..

So it's Xmas on the white Island of Ibiza, and of course the White-tartes will be out in force larging it up in our usual fashion (and leaving our kids at home this time..)


Aura at Xmas ^^^^

It's looking like Aura again because, well everybody who's anybody will be there as usual, and of course there will be plenty of the old white Xmas good cheer flying about, well to VIPs, anyway..

So hope to see you sorry no hopers down there so we can large it up about how great we are even more, but if you don't make it, merry Xmas from "The White Isle"

..and on these nights, that description is even more apt for my Island than usual... teehee.. ;)

White Ibiza goes pink

The awesome Cathy & David Guetta team go just get better and better.. they're taking Ibiza from white to pink with their new range of perfumes and stuff.

Its not all about the white you know..


(Is that enough for continued VIP passes to Pacha ?)

MOS White Ibiza Hedkandi T Shirt

100% pure cotton white t-shirt with blue Hed Kandi Ibiza logo.

and as were all so-oo worried about looking good all the time whats a White-tarte to do?

Tee hee white Ibiza at its best... ;)

White Ibiza Sandal Colors

Other Sanuk White Ibiza Sandal Colors

Ibiza Sandal - Orange

Ibiza Sandal - Black

Ibiza Sandal - Blue

Ibiza Sandal - Yellow

Ibiza Sandal - Brown

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Sanuk – Ibiza White Sandal The White Ibiza by Sanuk is a basic flip flop with a world of style. These sandals, with their ground breaking strap design, are a must have for every girl, as recommended by Sanuk. Features: Ground breaking strap design Original Sanuk design Cushiony comfort Adorable style ** Sanuk sandals usually ship in 1-2 business days from our warehouse; however from time to time, certain styles may be out of stock and need to be ordered directly from Sanuk. In this case, orders will usually ship within 3-5 business days.

White Seat Ibiza

The Seat White Ibiza...

Glam Ibiza party

Oh my god. Like, where does the time get too? You’d think that with another birthday on the cards Ms W would be rushing to the nearest Botox clinic to sort out those pesky crows feet. Ha-ha-ha. Of course NOT.

Ms W has consulted her mirror, mirror on the wall and been duly informed she is fairest of them all. Which is a good thing (broken mirrors are bad luck, but I’d have smacked it anyway, tee-hee!) as she has a gathering of her nearest and dearest to attend in honour of MY SPECIAL DAY. Do you ever just wonder how someone as ragingly cool and popular as Ms W ever manages to whittle her birthday invite list down to a number that can reasonably fit in a Super Chic Beach Bar? I do too!

Luckily I’m a Material Girl (living in a Material World, dontcha know) and I discovered a simple solution to my guest list dilemma: anyone with a name I can reasonably capitalise in order to make myself look cooler and more popular (ie, Famous DJs, Bigtime Promoters, Sexy White-ette Pals or Buff Stud Muffins) is a “yes” as is anyone who might bring Bulgari (or Gucci, Pucci, Louis Vuitton or Iceberg -- it's rude to be too fussy).

By carefully applying this formula Ms W found herself sipping champagne and dining on seasonal delicacies with a couple of dozen of her CLOSEST FRIENDS. That’s right. The people who really, really love me. All of whom proved it by providing me with a big pile of gorgeous pressies to unwrap. All except the Kind-Of Boyfriend. Who, despite the unrelenting stream of text messages saying how much he just ADORES me (newsflash darling, get in the queue) managed to turn up to the party Empty Handed.

Sure, he drove me home later and made sure I returned to my princess’ palace in time to watch the sunrise but really, does he think playing taxi driver is going to make up for NO BLING?! Honey, I don’t know how you play it in Spain, but a girl like me just doesn’t settle for that. Oh, and while you’re at it, Latin-types, why don’t you sort out the birthday cake conundrum? I don’t want any funny-named cakes (what’s flan really made of any way?!) I just want some yummy, scrummy, tasty icing-loaded cake like you get back home. Honestly… you just can’t get the staff these days.

Anyway, I hate to complain on my birthday (good thing my birthday was yesterday. Hee hee) so let’s talk about the NICE STUFF. Like all my super-cool presents and how I’m looking younger and finer every day! (JK!)

The Lowdown

The Good: Loot!

The Bad: I’ve been here over three decades, why is the world not yet revolving around me?

The Gossip: If and when the Kind Of Boyfriend gets his gift-shit together I’ll let you know. Don’t hold your breath…

White Ibiza

White Ibiza - the shoe.

Ms W presents....

Who needs a little black book bursting with contacts when you're as stone-cold fabulous as Ms W? She doesn't wait for invites... she brings the party with her wherever she goes. And with a coterie of confidants from every letter-list in the alphabet (A to Z baby, we're all cool!) she has the beating heart of the island clenched in one damp fist and a bottle of cava gripped in the other. So if you want to know what's really happening. Who's hot, cool and about to boil over, stay tuned for all the adventures of Ms W presents...

A Night On The Town:

So, like, it's my fabulous friend's birthday and not just any old party will do. Oh no. We're talking this has to be THE MAX. Like him! Tee hee.

For starters: what to wear? I have a lot of clothes. Some of them are waaay nice. But obviously I can't throw on ANY OLD THING for an important occasion like this so I delve into the dulcet depths of my drawers to dig out the most divine dress ever. Totally prepped and glammed to the nines we pop the cork on a bottle of super-fine champagne (haha! only JOKING. Cava for us lovelies... when in Espanya. Anyway champagne is tres passe, no?)and drink a toast to the adventures ahead.

With the gorgeous birthday boy and his super-funny best friend we roll into town like the three amigos and throw-down at the nearest saloon. Luckily the locals are friendly and before we know it we're tipping back a tasty shot of herbas to say feliz cumplanos, or whatever it is.

Next we make our way to an uber-exclusive eaterie in the heart of Ibiza Town. I would totally tell you where it was but then it wouldn't be OUR LITTLE SECRET would it? There is roasted meat and toasted veg and whatever else but Ms W is far too giddy to bother with food (ordinary mortals may eat, I feast on the soul of the party!) But the red vino sinks nicely and before long Ms W is anxious to get them doggies moving and head on to the next destination.

After all, what's the point in staying in one place where there are SO MANY fabulous party spots to behold? The three amigos head for the old town where a succession of shots in a succesion of bars lends a nice fuzzy glow to the evening. In fact, if anyone knows how I got home, or what happened to that last 60€ can you just let me know? I mean, it's hard work being this amazing. I can't be expected to remember everything!

Highlight: Sinking a tequila at sunset.

Lowlight: Having to pay... don't they know who I am?

The gossip: Next time, I'm going to take a man to carry my money for me. Cuter and more reliable than a wallet.

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Ancient remedies -- Acupuncture Ibiza, San Jose

Got pins and needles? No thanks! Say the fifty percent of the population who apparently don't like any form of penetration. Too right, you think?

Wrong. They're missing out. And if anyone can help you overcome your fears of penetration it is Madeline Dempsey. The Briton used traditional Chinese medicine to overcome a bad bout of Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma and was inspired to take her experience with acupuncture and bring it to Ibiza. Not a moment too soon for all the wide-eyed hedonists on this powder-white island.

Thanks to three years in her field in Buenos Aires Madeline can treat fluently in both English and Spanish, using her healing hands and patent medicines to treat everything from pregnancies to stop smoking to back pain and facial rejuvination.

Trust us, there are far fewer pricks involved than you might think and a little penetration goes a long way towards a better, healthier more holistic you.

Blushing buddhas -- Bambuddha Grove, Ibiza

The goal of Buddha was to achieve Nirvana -- the extinction of attachment. I'm not sure what Buddha would make of his namesake restaurant Bambuddha Grove, because this fabulous, fairy-light-draped frippery in the bush country of Ibiza is a palace of pernicious pleasures.

From the moment you walk into the sumptuous, sensual, silken-draped interior it is reminiscent of being in a sultan's chambers. Invited, perhaps, to some deliciously sinful soiree to tease and tempt the senses. Here at Bambuddha Grove you aren't limited to the usual eat/drink routine. Part of the enticing array of entertainment includes three boutiques offering fashion, jewelry (by none other than island boho princess Jade Jagger) and the naughtily risque Tantra boutique.

You'd be forgiven for forgetting you're here for dinner... but never fear. The wafting scent of sushi and sashimi being sliced, diced and spiced in the background will quickly re-engage your attention to the mouthwatering food on offer. And when you've enjoyed a rich, creamy Thai curry or a seaweed-swathed supper you can move on to the bar where the DJs spin low key tunes in keeping with the sexy vibe and the bartenders get your juices flowing with an exotic blend of flavours -- both shaken and stirred. Hurrah along to Bambuddha Grove... it's a spiritual experience.

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