martes, 13 de mayo de 2008

Ancient remedies -- Acupuncture Ibiza, San Jose

Got pins and needles? No thanks! Say the fifty percent of the population who apparently don't like any form of penetration. Too right, you think?

Wrong. They're missing out. And if anyone can help you overcome your fears of penetration it is Madeline Dempsey. The Briton used traditional Chinese medicine to overcome a bad bout of Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma and was inspired to take her experience with acupuncture and bring it to Ibiza. Not a moment too soon for all the wide-eyed hedonists on this powder-white island.

Thanks to three years in her field in Buenos Aires Madeline can treat fluently in both English and Spanish, using her healing hands and patent medicines to treat everything from pregnancies to stop smoking to back pain and facial rejuvination.

Trust us, there are far fewer pricks involved than you might think and a little penetration goes a long way towards a better, healthier more holistic you.

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