Ms W presents... Creme de la Cream

Ms W loves Cream... it always rises to the top. Just like yours truly! Opening night and the VIP invite is in so it's off to Amnesia to sample the latest dairy delights from this long running night.

Now, Ms W has certain standards to be maintained. And one thing that just won't do is queues. We come, we see, we skip to the front, thanks to a little help from our friends on the door (because, darling, EVERYWHERE WE GO we have friends on the door).

Inside it's straight through the lumpen masses to the VIP area. We have a little chat with Annie Mac (she's lost weight and looks GREAT!!! and super-hair too! The girl knows how to rock curls) before we're whisked upstairs by the Cream team for a personal tour, a splash of vodka and an invitation into the DJ box.

Sasha looks a bit dour. Cheer up love. It might never happen! But luckily there's a bucket of ice and a bottle of vodka to keep Ms W's spirits high in the face of adversity. Then someone asks us, "where do I know you from." Turns out he's Paul Van Dyk's tour manager. And while we just can't blame him for trying Ms W only does the A-list honey (heehee) so it is *sayonara* sweetheart, and we scoot off with our vodka crans. There's only so much a girl can take...

Highlights: Backstage passes? But of course

Lowlights: Too crowded! Don't tred on these shoes kiddies, you have no idea how much they cost!

Gossip: Either Mrs Sasha is a very pretty young blonde or Mr Sasha is being extra friendly to his fans. yaknowwhaddimean?